Episode 11 2/9/11 (Morning Stream)

The Morning Stream Episode # 11 02/09/2011 

Sound Clip: Napoleon Dynamite talks to a Chicken Farmer

Scott Fletcher quote:Broadcasting to formerly uncontacted tribes

Sponsor: Maphook.com

Opening Discussion Brian's russian chair, the Gorbachev, has a stain.

Daily Maphook: Your most anticipated video game of 2011.

Dead Space needs Barry. Scott and Brian talk about their most anticipated games.

Word of the Day Default - Scott Johnson

Newsbucket Sponsor: Sword & Laser Podcast Study shows that aggressive students are more popular.


 * Pregnant Colorado woman is given abortion drug instead of antibiotic. Safeway receives a Turdmonkey award.


 * Allergy sufferers may be at lower risk for brain cancer.


 * Scott Fletcher starts recording his frogpantery live. We got scooters!


 * Woman births and abandons baby in circus toilet.


 * America's wealthy turn less charitable.

Dan from England calls in about Marathon Bars. The English call them Curly Wurly.

Inner Tubes(?) calls in with a bonus word of the day: Sanctum. Wet, soppy rectum.


 * Sarah and Bristol Palin tries to copyright their names. Bristol is writing a memoir. Reagan's friends aren't impressed by Sarah Palin or Newt Gingrich.

Joe from Wisconsin calls in, claiming that he, momentarily, had scooters.
 * Lizard found with double penis.

Harry Baals not likely to have his name on a new building. Brian suggests naming the building the "Peter Wacker Center."

Cover Intermission

Song: High and Dry (Original Artist: Radiohead)

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Artist: Amanda Palmer

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Commercial: Connect 4

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Scott Fletcher Quote: "Now in 3D, but not the good 3D"

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Soundbite: "They saw naked people"

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal;mso-outline-level:2"><span style="font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Celebrity Poop Brought to you by: Coverville No perp walk for Lindsay Lohan.

Purchased Dora the Explorer DVD contains porn. They saw naked people.

Local man interviewed about Christina Aguilera's mess-up thinks there is room for improvement. He says "brain fart."

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal;mso-outline-level:2"><span style="font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Recommentals - Nicole Spagnuolo

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Brought to you by: Movielicious

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Shades of Ray - Starring Zachary Levi

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">The Parking Lot Movie

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Operation: Endgame

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal;mso-outline-level:2"><span style="font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Cover Intermission

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Song: Nothing Else Matters (Original Artist: Metallica)

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Artist: Lucky Uke

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Commercial: Operation

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Scott Fletcher Quote: "Now in 3D, but not the good 3D"

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal;mso-outline-level:2"><span style="font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Discussion

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Courtney Love settles $4000 debt with a flower shop. Second Turdmonkey winner of the day.

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Weird Web

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Brought to you by: Experience Points Comics

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Most oboxious bacon-flavored items ever.

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Discussion <p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Courtney Love settles $4000 debt with a flower shop. Second Turdmonkey winner of the day.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Keith from Maine calls in, placing suspicion on the mother in the Dora-porn scandal.

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Brian and Scott talk about the origin cities of M*A*S*H characters.

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Randomopædia <p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Brought to you by: MajorSpoilers.com

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Burrito

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Mailbag <p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Brought to you by: Hypothetical Help Podcast <li style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Natalie K., a military wife sends her well-wishes and thanks</li>

<li style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">UFO over the Dome of the Rock - Jonathan Slater (Oshikiru) from Seattle, Wa.</li>

<li style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Restricting/fighting against gay marriage is discrimination - Jeff Peterson, Salt Lake City</li>

<li style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Memories of G.I. Joe with pullstring, breaking - DancingSpock</li> <p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">5-star reviews

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Scott Fletcher Quote: We got scooters!

<h2 style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Finale <p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Super Mario Brothers Remix - Chris J. Hampton

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Soundbite: Bonk

<p style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">Soundbite: Scott!!!!!